The This Is Not Me — Confidently Wrong oversized T-shirt is for everyone who has used an AI tool, received a completely fabricated answer, and forwarded it to a client without reading it properly.
Front: Bold and self-aware. "THIS IS NOT ME — Confidently Wrong." Stamped below it: AI. And the fine print that explains everything: Accuracy not guaranteed.
Back: The full spec sheet. THIS IS NOT ME. This is AI. "Output may contain traces of actual intelligence. Rare but possible. Accuracy not guaranteed." Stat block: 100% Confident. 404 Accuracy.
This is the AI humour T-shirt for Indian tech workers, startup employees, product managers, and anyone who has copy-pasted a ChatGPT response into a work document and called it research. The confidence was never the problem. The accuracy was always the question. Wear it to your next sprint review.
Wear it when someone asks you to "just use AI for that." Wear it with pride and zero accountability.
Fabric: 100% cotton with 180 GSM for a structured drape without bulk.
Fit: Unisex oversized fit – designed with extra length and sleeve drop for a stylish slouch.
Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.