✓ Oversized streetwear fit
✓ Premium cotton fabric
✓ Designed for black & navy outfits
✓ COD available
✓ Ships in 2–3 days
Designed around culture, nostalgia, humour and belief—not fast fashion trends.
Every graphic is built to be noticed without needing loud colours.
Wear what you grew up with, believe in, laugh about, or relate to.
Comfortable oversized fit built for everyday use, not special occasions.
The KPI Keep Pretending oversized T-shirt says out loud what every corporate Indian thinks in silence. KPI. Three letters. One devastating redefinition: Keep Pretending. Below it, in quiet resignation: I'm Fine.
Because the real skill in most Indian offices isn't performance — it's the performance of performance. Looking productive in a meeting you didn't need to attend. Nodding strategically at slides you've already stopped reading. Typing loudly with intent. This is the funny corporate T-shirt for people who have mastered that art completely.
The design is minimal. The message is not. A clean typographic front print — bold and unflinching — for anyone who has ever filed a self-appraisal and typed the word "proactive" without irony.
Worn by people in every industry across India who have sat through one too many synergy sessions. Buy it for yourself. Buy it for your colleague who is definitely working from home.
FABRIC: 100% Cotton | 180 GSM
FIT: Unisex Oversized — extra length, dropped shoulders
PRINT: Front — premium DTF print
CARE: Wash inside-out, cold water. Low heat dry. Iron inside-out.
Drop 01 by The Tamasha. Wear The Chaos.
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location. We aim to deliver all orders between 3-7 days.
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
